Ten (10) Years

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Today, Johnny Carson has been off the air for ten years. Below, for your perusal, I have included a copy of my most recent letter to Mr. Carson.


Please come back. Things have gone downhill since you’ve been gone. Television is lost without you. The most moronic of idiots now control the networks, pushing the buttons willy-nilly, all random-like.

Monkeys, all!

Please come back and fix things. Swing the club one more time. Wear the Swami hat again. Get back here and make things right. Only you can save the TV.

Just think about it.

Your pal,


P.S. Did you like the cookie? I baked it myself! Have you ever seen such a big cookie before? Chocolate chip!


The newly-established and recently-stocked at-home-bar won’t be complete without a nice, old-school, manual citrus juicer. I can’t seem to find a good one.


Found a good one. This one is better. Ahh, this one is the best.

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