Do not let the lack of a true manroom ruin your saturday. Instead: improvise.

The day being overcast and not so hot, the garage door can be opened to allow some circulation. Unfold crappy lawn chair between car and wooden-worktable. Place stone ashtray (gift from Father-in-law) on worktable. Tune-in jazz on radio. Keep reading material available (book, magazine). Summertime beverage, mixed properly.

Despite what you’ve been told, Saturday can be grand.

During this time-period, you are to be referred to, ideally, as El Guapo.

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