It is 11:00 pm. The phone rings. The caller-id lets you know this will be a wrong number.
Man: Yes, may I speak to James Brown?
You: The Godfather of Soul?
Man (seriously): Yes.
You: Sorry, no.
Man (still serious): What about the actor?
You: I wouldn’t really call him an actor, maybe performer is a better term.
Man: That’s true …
You: You do have the wrong number, though.
Man: OK, sorry.