Mr. Brown?

It is 11:00 pm. The phone rings. The caller-id lets you know this will be a wrong number.

You: Hello?

Man: Yes, may I speak to James Brown?

You: The Godfather of Soul?

Man (seriously): Yes.

You: Sorry, no.

Man (still serious): What about the actor?

You: I wouldn’t really call him an actor, maybe performer is a better term.

Man: That’s true …

You: You do have the wrong number, though.

Man: OK, sorry.

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