Java Love

On Programming:

Ernie: great. the test server now crashes when i declare a boolean variable. great. friggin wonderful.

hivelogic: in java, no one can hear you scream

Ernie: “Type mismatch: cannot convert boolean to java.lang.Boolean.”

hivelogic: yes, that’s correct

Ernie: all i have is “Boolean noFields = true;”

hivelogic: a boolean isn’t a Boolean

hivelogic: lower case

Ernie: oh jeezus H christ

hivelogic: Boolean is an object

hivelogic: boolean is not

hivelogic: you want a boolean

hivelogic: not a Boolean

hivelogic: My java mentor once told me “When Java appears to be doing something weird, it’s always the programmer.”

Ernie: i know i know

Ernie: i still blame you

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