I Never Should Have Test-Driven

I feel now about non-BMW’s the way my cats felt when, some time ago, my wife tried to substitute their normal litter with some odd nature-friendly wood-pellets. The cats refused to use it, painfully holding their bladders. They trembled through the house like arthritic old men until she switched it back out.

After last night’s test-drive, everything I thought I liked suddenly sucks.

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