I Consider Teaching
Fun with instant messaging:
CARL: The training company I freelance for needs a new instructor.
DAN: Do I get a free book for teaching?
DAN: Is it hardbound?
DAN: I will teach no such class.
CARL: The money might be good.
DAN: Good enough to re-bind the book?
DAN: Can I refer to myself as “Dr. Pritchard”?
CARL: You will be completely in charge.
CARL: Call anyone anything you want.
DAN: Can I dim the lights and have “naptime”
DAN: When do I start?