Blasphemous Coffeemakers Must Die

The coffeemaker I purchased, thinking it was good and right and all that turned out to be a sham: weak, tasteless, empty.

I hated it. The Wife hated it. Mom, in town for the holiday, also hated it. Recommendations from the Starbucks Guy (Dude!) and the manufacturer failed to help.

Classic-retro styling to the rescue. Coffee is served.

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